What could make my life better...

Hot chocolate with whipped cream and shavings of Prozac.

Yeah... I'm not so much a trooper this month.

Forth of July...

Plans to go camping
+
Checking the weather forecast
+
Deciding not to risk drowning in an tent on a holiday weekend
+
Neighborhood BBQ
+
Massive amounts of illegal fireworks
=
Ahhh... America!

Bubalou and Gilly

One day I will have a mini donkey (Bubalou) and a pygmy goat (Gilly) and they will love each other forever and come running to the back porch of my glamorous farmhouse when I ring the dinner bell so that I can hand feed them baby carrots. It will be super. Trust me.

Sticky notes and automatically flushing toilets

When I go to the bathroom at work, I take a sticky note.

Its important. I need that sticky note to be able to use "the facilities" without experiencing emotional distress.

I just slap that sticky note, my trusty bathroom buddy, over the toilet's sensor and I can relieve myself free from the fear of premature flushing. When I'm all done, I pull off the sticky note and *whoosh,* its all good.

Ooooh... Memorial Day

White grapefruit juice, vodka, ice cubes, a powerful beating sun, a poolside location.